Do you have Five?

No, no, not five minutes.  But if you do, please read on...it won't take longer than that.  Double promise :-)  So, I was on my way to work this morning, windows down, contemplating in all seriousness if people would miss me if I stuck a life sized doll behind my desk and spent the day in my bathing suit and a trashy magazine out on the deck, sipping an adult beverage.  Thoughts on this?  Yeah, I thought they might too.  So, on I went.
As I drove in, I was listening to the Elvis Durand morning show on KISS, and they were interviewing Liam Hemsworth, who is one of the hotties starring in the Hunger Games movie (which comes out tomorrow night-are you going to see it?)  Anywhos, Elvis was talking about his hot self (Liam's) and how we wished that he had a guy that hot naked in his room (gotta love this stuff at 8am, right?)  Well, it made me realize that #1.  I need to go see this movie.  And #2....will it change my "5"?
What's the big 5, you ask?  Well, if you watched Friends....you know.  Remember, the one where Ross and Rachel agree on the five freebie celebrities that they can....smooch....if they ever get a chance?  (Or, maybe more...but hey, trying to keep this a family blog!)  Well, of course, that episode spurred a full movement of the Big Five discussion among the ladies and even resulted in a tumblr feed dedicated to sharing "your 5".


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So, what are the rules of the five game?  Well, from what I know...

They all need to be celebrities. No fair putting the hot runner friend you have on the list, or your best friend's ex boyfriend.  These guys do not count because, let's face it. The likelihood of you gettin' lucky is way too high.  Celebrities, people. 

Your five can change at any time, but if you meet someone that was "on the cusp" of the list but is not on the list and is willing to smooch you, sorry Charlie, it's a no go. The only way you get a free pass is if they are currently ON the list. I would advise against laminating the list, as Ross does.  It's way too permanent.
The agreement, is, of course, completely theoretical and contingent on the fact that you will never ever meet these people.  I pretty much know that, but it's fun to dream :-)
So, who are my five?  Well, here goes.....
1.  Joshua Jackson.  From Mighty Duck to Pacey to Peter on Fringe, this guy has been around since I was a kid.  Adorable then, hot now.
2.  Ryan Reynolds  Um, HELLO.  He might have been a total D-Bag in Waiting and Van Wilder.... and never have produced a film actually worth watching, but as far as I'm concerned, he doesn't have to.  Nope, honey, you can just pose for the camera, spank you very much.  Oops, I mean thank you.

3.  Craig Alexander.  Ironman Champion.  Hott.  Nice.  Not an egotistical prick.  Plus, ya know, we can actually swim, bike and run together.  Yeah,I crack myself up.  Maybe he can pull me along in one of those child carriers...or...I can bike alongside him running.  A girl can dream.
4.  Robert Pattinson.  I guess you can figure out which Twilight Team I was on...so dark and mysterious.  Yummy.  Might be robbin' the cradle...but I don't care. 
5. Gary Sinise.  People, yeah, I know.  He's not hot.  And I rue the day I told my husband about this one, because not a commercial goes by for CSI when he doesn't point and laugh.  I hang my head in shame.  But there's something about him that makes me think he would just sling me over his should and have his way with me.  Just kissing, of course.  And that's hot.

Sorry, Liam, you didn't make the cut. Better luck next time :-) Now, If you'll excuse me, I think I'm gonna go cool off with an ice cream or something.  What?  I'm perfectly normal.  At least, according to Friends....
"Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities." - Ross

'zactly.  Do you have a "Five" list?  Or am I a crazy pants?  If so, I'll just be crazy.  I don't mind :-)